October 2010
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November 2009
4 posts
October 2009
21 posts
“When I’m on stage screaming, hitting my face with a microphone and pouring...”
– punk-rock musician Patrick A, or Aleph (the first letter in the Hebrew alphabet), via CNN
halloween
coworker: hahaha. that's awesome - and what a coincidence. i went home last night, lost 50 pounds, manscaped recklessly, grew a beard and pulled out my clothes from junior high. guess who i dressed up as?
me: you dressed like a baller in junior high?
“It’s something that’s not done. I think it’s hurting baseball,...”
– lebron james. red flag?
just another loving conversation between a bf and...
gf: haha coolio
me: "coolio"?
me: sorry, is this 1997?
gf: hahahahaha sorry
gf: i dont know who i am
me: jesus
gf: IM SORRY
gf: okay i have to poop
tim allen 2 my computer
me: oh god i just pulled up my netflix account
me: "rate what you've watched: jungle 2 jungle"
me: kill me
gf: HAHAHA
me: thanks
“you going to sex harrassment training today, you sexy lil bitch?”
– male married coworker via IM
September 2009
28 posts
“High-schoolers report their use of the social-networking giants along racial...”
– and i thought we all stopped using myspace because its a terrible site. via
“At Fatburger, you can order a Hypocrite — a veggie burger topped with...”
– CNN article about secret fast food menu items
“Hey 49ers fan, what’s it like being gay??”
– On the train to the metrodome… Here we go.
“Trend watch: bacon!”
– Cover of Sky magazine, delta airlines
“It will be a very detailed and classy affair.”
– A “source” on Lamar and Khloe’s upcoming wedding. I bet.
“It’s important to realize that I was actually black before the election.”
– Obamerz on Letterman